This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
jump out the window naked night went bad
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