Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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