some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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