No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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