that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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