you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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