office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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