we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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