made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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