So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Randomize
