i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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