he shaved USA in his pubs
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wish i was in the wii world.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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