just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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