like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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