it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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