Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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