woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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He ate too much olive oil.
ooh I see what you did there
Eighty Eight
Number of times you got puked on before you decided to leave and realized you were an ugly fuck and that's why they were puking on u.
Number of times semen has sneaked into your back door.
Number of times he has serviced guys in sailor hats and had them cover him in vomit and dick drool.
mighta been spinach
Nuke...
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