I just cut my nipple shaving
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
