I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I would ride that face into the sunset
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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