once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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