yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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