I want to walk on stilts...naked
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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