So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
thus making me awesome and them whores
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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