Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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