I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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