school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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