Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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