I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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