The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
My penis needs a shock collar
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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