youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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