New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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