He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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