Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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