Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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