He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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