I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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