why im i the only drunk person in the library?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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