I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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