is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
