I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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