Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i just google imaged poop.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I need to align my fucking chakras
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