Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
When are your genitals available?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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