Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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