She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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