I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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