chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
only if we run a train.
done.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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