Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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