Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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