Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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