Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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